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The Alanis Dream
(Alanis Morisette) It was a quiet day much like many before, I took a few merry steps as I walked to the store, But as dark clouds arose I looked up and what did I see, The shady eyes of Morisette staring back at me, As her devilish head appeared she smiled and proclaimed, "I'm sorely depressed and it's man that's too blame!", "But why me?" I asked with hispanic fear in my voice, She yelled "Because I'm Canadian and latinos are my victim of choice!", A defeated "OFF!" spilled from my mouth as I knew there was no escape, But then suddenly out of the sky came a figure in a bright red cape, Off the dumpster he jumped soaring with grace and poise, He was one of the many incarnations of the Star-Telegram boys, Speeding towards Alanis he reached for his utility belt, And pulled out a chinese finger trap just itching to help, The former Canadian pop star and Nickelodeon spare was beaten, And after we all went to Rooster for some really good eatin'. |
