My Demented Lovely (Cameron Diaz) Sexy, seductive, with a hint of an unleashed, evil darkside, She's the closest to perfection that our sweet lord has tried, Inviting me with those big blue eyes and long luscious pillars, It would excite me so much if she chased me with scissors, For proof of her evil, you need only look at her long and accomplished line of work, Assuming you get past the sight of her always cold cleavage where things are surely to perk, And I could only imagine what our seedy dates would entail, Maybe a gleeful frog beating with some bread that's gone stale, Or perhaps a romantic evening with some dinner and a show, Followed by carving our bloody initials on a Benny Hinn video, No matter what we finally decide, I know one thing is for certain, Our precious love will grow greater knowing Matt Dillion's hurtin', However since Oliver Stone has now shoved him out of the way, Maybe I'll tear apart my copy of 'Natural Born Killers' today. Home |
